Hi guys, I was planning to lean towards the other side of the cute, happy, pink, kawaii spectrum with the beginning of my new blog, but it has just completely fallen apart beneath me. This is because of my now obvious obsession with awesome videos from around the internet. Seriously, I stay in on Friday nights watching them. So yeah, I’ll try to post horror and dark photos and stuff in between the video madness. It’s worth just visiting the page for the videos :P 

…Watching the animes Black Rock Shooter and Durarara!!

Does anyone have any comments on either?

OMFSWEETJOSEPHCHRIST!

WHERE CAN I GET THIS?

vitlerworld:

wigglyspaceprincess:

Sakura reading to the class…

DA FUQ IS THIS BOOK?  

DAFUQ DID I JUST READ

IKR?!

THESE ARE DIRECT TRANSCRIPTS FROM THE BOOK 50 SHADES OF GREY

“tectonic plates sliding into a new position. Oh my.”
“He offers his hand and I shake it, blinking rapidly. Oh my…”
“unguarded, natural, all-teeth-showing, glorious smile. Oh my…”
“the way those pants hang from his hips… Oh my.”
“running his index finger across his lower lip… oh my” 
“fresh laundered linen and some expensive body wash. Oh my, it’s intoxicating”
“my attention is drawn to his beautiful mouth. Oh my.”
“brushing his hair with my nose, smelling his clean, fresh smell. Oh my.”
“close enough for me to touch, for me to smell. Oh my…”
“nothing but a pale blue shirt, socks, and underwear. Oh my.”
“‘bite that lip’ he whispers darkly. Oh my.”
“Surely not, he could prove that to me right now. Oh my.”
“but I am no longer listening. Oh my…”

Seriously, I just searched the book for the phrase “oh my” on my kindle and 44 PAGES OF RESULTS CAME UP!

I’m an English Major and I’m reading Fifty Shades of Grey. It’s torture porn for grammar Nazis, seriously. The way this idiotic woman writes is like nails on a blackboard to my literary soul. It’s like chewing cotton wool, or crunching an ice cube. But enough of the similes, you’re probably wondering why I’m doing this. Because it’s so fucking hilarious. The sex scenes, the premise, the plot and the characters are all laughable. I get the same amount of enjoyment that I would normally get from reading a pulpy dime novel. But I swear to jesus, if this bitch compares herself to Icarus ONE MORE FREAKIN TIME….

Stained glass window shots from Maria Holic. I love the quality of the artwork in this anime, it’s always beautifully rich, or pastel.

I SHIP SAKURA AND TOMOYO!

Awwwwwh Yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.  

Dear Tumblr anime tag search,

Forgive me, but I was looking for anime, not hentai. If I wanted to I would have searched for “half naked lolicon with tentacles up her vag” but I didn’t. I only wanted to see if my Cardcaptor Sakura post was there.

Thank you for your consideration,

Me.